a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
I feel like yahoo is our new stepdad and we don’t like him yet
fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
somewhere van gogh is crying in his grave
(Source: adamshankman)
